You can now buy non-perishable foods online at Amazon Grocery!No driving to the suburbs for the primo stores, no waiting in long lines, and…free shipping! What’s not to love?
Oh…everything is sold in bulk packaging.
This is great for those of you that visit Sam’s Club and Costco. You can stock your huge walk-in pantry so that those cute little leeches at home don’t suck you dry in two hours.
Large quantities of non-perishable food also come in handy when locking the doors of the compound to write your manifesto. I can’t wait for that 72 pack of Kool-Aid that I ordered to arrive!
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