My Dad Just Teleported Into My Livingroom

Aaaaagh! I just saw my Dad on the preview for next week’s South Carolina episode of No Reservations. (I broke down and ordered The Travel Channel for this occasion.) After Tony comments about how he wants to eat a whole lot of barbecue, my Dad says,” It’s all you can eat, so we’re goin’ ta fill you up!” in a lovely, thick Southern accent.

Next Monday at 10 p.m., I’ll be drinking heavily while glued to the tube. Dad (he recently found my blog – ‘cause there was no way I was gonna tell him I write this crap), I hope you were a good boy for the cameras.

I also spied cliché Civil War reenactors and a beat up pickup truck, so am a little wary. I hate Southern clichés.