Friday, February 6, 2009

Belize: Pt. 1

This looong post may bore you to tears if you don't have plans in the near future to visit Belize, but this is just the sort of thing I would have loved to have found when researching the trip. TripAdvisor is great and all, but I need pictures!

We spent a week in San Ignacio, a town near Belize's western border that serves as a hub for hitting up many of the Mayan ruins and adventure tours in Belize. We broke up that week with an overnight trip to Guatemala. Then we went to the small island of Caye Caulker to laze away the end of our vacation ocean side.

Honestly, I was looking forward to tromping around Mayan temples and exploring caves (the first part of our trip) more than snorkeling and sunning myself (the second part), and, while both halves of our trip were awesome, temples and caves are just too cool!

And food? I've never had an easier time eating as a vegetarian while traveling. Granted, you'll see lots of burritos and beans and rice in my pics, but I can't think of a single place we stopped in that didn't offer something vegetarian. Many restaurants (in San Ignacio, in particular) had tofu, veggie patties, and veggie sausage options. So, why did I eat so many plates of rice and beans? Because I truly love rice, and could eat it every day. Also, most rice and bean plates come with a side of coleslaw, and I could eat that every day, too.First things first. Somehow, we were upgraded to first class on USAir on the trip down, and while I was excited because I've never flown first class before, I felt like a schmuck eating the free souffle-like cheese quiche with sun dried tomatoes, salad, and warm roll (side of sausage removed), and getting treated like royalty while everyone in the back had to shell out the moolah for Coke and granola bars.
From pictures, all the ancient Mayan cities we went to look similar (pyramidal with lots of steps), but they're all simply amazing! And what's even more amazing is that there are tons of these structures that are uncovered from the dirt, trees, and jungle that now sit on top of these thousands-of-years-old dwellings. I kept joking that every Beliziean citizen had a Mayan ruin in their backyard, and with many citizens owning hundreds of acres of land, it's not a joke.

Above is Caracol, one of the largest ancient Mayan cities, covering 65 square miles, but much of it is left covered (takes lots of money and labor, plus preservation is best achieved by not uncovering the temples and exposing the limestone bricks to the elements, but by simply cutting the large trees on top of the ruins down to prevent their roots from displacing stones).

Carocol is about a 2 1/2 hour drive from San Ignagio down a pothole-riddled dirt road, so you'll find yourself there with only a few other tourists, which is quite nice.

The University of Pennsylvania had their hands in the excavation of Caracol, along with many other Mayan sites, and, of course, took some goodies home with them, so a trip to the University of Pessnylvania Archeology and Anthropology Museum in Philly is on the top of my to-do list.All of our day trips with guides from San Ignacio were with either Mayawalk, Pacz, or David's. Mayawalk and Pacz pretty much offer the same tours, while David's kind of has the Barton Creek tour monopolized since he's the guy who explored the cave first. All operators were pleasant and knowledgeable, with David, the man himself, coming out on top as a truly friendly dude.

Soooo...we judged by the included lunch. And Mayawalk won hands down with their vegetarian lunch of seasoned tvp, rice and beans, fried plantains, and banana bread made early in the morning by one of the operator's sisters. Seriously good! Not convinced? Wait until you see Pacz's lunch. David's doesn't include lunch, but he'll give you oranges and bananas from his own trees.Quite a few Chinese restaurant in San Ignacio, and most of the supermarkets are owned by Chinese folks. I think Chinese food is the same the world round...except for in China. Maxim's has typical Chinese American food. Don't know why I'm always seduced by sweet and sour dishes, but I'm always disappointed when I eat them. Watery and very sweet. Our day trip into the Actun Tunichil Muknal (ATM) cave was seriously the most fun I've ever had on vacation. If you have only one day in inland Belize, do this! Walk 45 minutes through the jungle (it's like a greenhouse's contents spilled out onto the ground), making three river crossings (if you don't count the first one that leads from a road to a road), swim into the mouth of the cave, then walk through ankle to chest-high water through the cave, squeezing through and climbing up rocks until you get to an elevated chamber where Mayan pottery and skeletal remains are, literally, inches from your feet! Top row: broken pottery; skull. Bottom row: pottery detail of a monkey; the Crystal Maiden.

It's absolutely crazy that they let you do this, especially considering that a couple of clumsy people have already stepped on and broken pottery and bones. This would never be allowed in the US, and who knows how long they'll continue to allow this.The ATM tour was with Pacz. Great tour, awful lunch. The veggie sandwich was lettuce and a couple of pepper and cucumber slices on sliced bread with mayo. The snickers bar was so old the inside had shrunk and separated from the chocolate. It's the only time I can remember spitting out chocolate. Bag of fresh watermelon and plantain chips were just fine.But that's OK, because I was stuffed from our breakfast at Cafe Sol in San Ignacio. That's a veggie breakfast burrito stuffed with some sort of veggie and soy scramble. Below is a veggie patty with egg and cheese on a homemade garlic bagel. The bagel was actually up to par. And that patty held me most of the day. Lots of veggie options at Cafe Sol.After the long day in the ATM cave we headed to Erva's in San Ignacio. Billed as serving some of the best Belizean food in San Ignacio, we wanted to check it out. Well, Belizean food is usually some sort of fish dish or stewed meat served with rice and beans, fried plantain, and a side of cole slaw with a milkshake to follow. So, for me, I had...the rice and beans! Erva's served it with a side of heavily salted tomatoes, cucumbers, and onions in lime juice. You just can't screw up rice and beans, and if you do, it needs to go in the trash.The Old French Bakery with it's small counter filled with pastries and a rack of bread loaves sits across the street from the bus station in San Ignacio. Top left is the bran-iest banana bran muffin I've ever had. Edible, but I imagined I was a horse eating from a grain bag as I tackled the muffin. The croissant is nothing to speak of, but the custard roll with chocolate chips at the bottom is to die for! We returned day after day to procure more custard rolls, but apparently they're not made daily. Sadness.If you have four of more days in Belize, definitely spend two days traveling to Guatemala and exploring Tikal, an extensively excavated ancient Mayan city with mind-boggling tall temples. Although, really, what's uncovered is only a fraction of what is there. Tikal might rival ATM cave, but how can you compare the two different sites.

Above is Temple V, and at 190 feet tall, it's the second tallest temple at Tikal. And this is how you get up there. Only slightly slanted back, the steps are basically a ladder shooting straight to the sky with small platforms every dozen or so steps. Yep, so high, it disappears into the sky. And this is what you see when you're up above the rainforest. More temples! And parrots flying...below you!Temple IV, at 212 feet, is the tallest temple at Tikal, and was the tallest structure in North America before the construction of skyscrapers. We forgot to take a picture of it from below because we were in a hurry to scramble to the top to watch the sun set. Star Wars fans will also recognize the view from the top of Temple IV, because that's where they placed the cameras to shoot the last scenes of the first movie. Temple of the Jaguar. Recognize this from the movie Apocalypto? Mel Gibson copped all sorts of icons and ideas from all over North and Central America to make his fictional movie, which is a hoot to watch if you're an actual Mayan archeologist like the woman below. We spent the first half of a day traveling from San Ignacio in Belize to Tikal in Guatemala. Buy an entrance ticket into the park after 4 pm and you can stay inside the park until it closes at 6 pm...and the ticket is good for the entire next day, too. This is why you should spend the night at one of the three hotels in Tikal.

We stayed at Jaguar Inn (the cheapest hotel) and it was just fine. But Tikal Inn offers a morning tour starting at 5:45 am (see, you gotta spend the night on site). It just happens that the owner of Tikal Inn has a sister, Roxy, that is a Mayan field archaeologist on sabbatical who gives tours of Tikal through Tikal Inn, and is taking care of the hotel while her brother is away for personal matters.

Our tour with Roxy was invaluable and worth much more than the nominal fee we paid her. The woman did not skip a beat, and spewed facts for a solid four of more hours. She loves talking Mayan culture and history, but hates taking care of the hotel. As soon as her brother comes back (this year!), she's out of there. If you go to Tikal this year, spend the night, and book a tour at Tikal Inn with Roxy!Our food at Jaguar Inn was hit or miss. The Spanish tortilla with potatoes and processed cheese was not bad. Top right is some sort of rice dish covered with tomatoes and tuna. It was watery and weird. Bottom right is not a dish of tar, but sweet fried plantains covered in a very dark and chocolaty mole sauce. Quite good.For about half of the prices at Jaguar Inn you can walk back up the entrance road to the more ramshackle Imperio Maya restaurant. This is a plate of beans and rice, not rice and beans. Beans and rice is beans on the side of rice. Rice and beans is beans mixed into rice. Got it? The green sicks are chayote, which are quite common when you order steamed vegetables. And those are french fries that were pealed after the order was put in and fried in their, essentially, outdoor kitchen after they lit the wood. Tortillas, peppers, and salt accompany the meal.We got a chocolate covered banana from a kid walking around with an insulated bag in the parking lot while waiting for a collectivo to take us part of the way back to Belize.Back in San Ignacio again, we switched up our accommodations for variety, and I have to give a shout-out to where we stayed.We stayed at Iguana Junction, which is actually in Bullet Tree Falls. Bullet Tree Falls is three miles outside of San Ignacio, but it's only a cheap taxi ride away or a one hour walk from the hubbub of the city.

Iguana Junction is run by Dawn and Collin, an English couple that fell in love with Belize (like so many people do), and moved there. Dawn and Collin are fabulously nice people, and run the place like a B&B. And Collin will wait around in the morning to drive you into town on his shopping runs, which saves you some taxi dough.

The dinners and breakfasts Dawn and Collin make are wonderful. She made us a quiche with cayote, salad, jacket potatoes, and ginger biscuits (they're English!) with lemon curd and vanilla yogurt the one night we opted to dine in (sorry, no pics). Dinner with Dawn and Collin (and other guests) is quite fun. I could chat with them all night long.

I really can't say en
ough good things about Iguana Junction and their quaint property with a large deck overlooking a river; a large palapa with hammocks; and their rustic, but tidy cabanas. To my delight, their cat, Hattie, loved on me every morning. And their dog, K'an, is a goofy sweetheart. And, unbelievably, Iguana Junction is cheaper than most accommodations in the area!
I also can't say enough good things about Louise's (or is it Louisa's?). The food at Louise's is the best food I ate the entire trip. Louise's is run out of a house around the corner and down the street from Iguana Junction, with only a sign saying "closed" or "open," so you're just gonna have to stay at Iguana Junction and get Collin to point it out for you, as he did for us.

Louise's is run out of the underside of a house on stilts, and the set up is what I would call a fantasy, open-air basement with a bar at one end and a kitchen at the other. Louise is a woman who grew up in the bush of Belize and does the cooking. Remo, from Turnersville, NJ (!), is married to Louisa, and runs the bar. Remo is quite the character, and was exited to see us Philly folk and regale us with all sorts of crazy stories about Philly in the 70's and marrying into a Belizean family from the bush. Like Iguana Junction, Louise's is another place you could stay all night and be entertained by the proprietors.

But Louise does magic with food! The menu is limited to whatever she puts on the board, but she'll whip something up for you, as she did for us when we told her we were vegetarian. What you see above is just a salad, bread, coleslaw, and fried potatoes (we caught her off guard the first night), but they were exceptional! The fried potatoes were perfectly seasoned and crisped, the coleslaw had just the right amount of creaminess, the salad dressing for the salad had us begging for the ingredient list, and the bread was truly fresh. She even brought out a huge tub of herbed cream cheese to spread on the bread.On a second night, we went in for more of Remo's tales and Louise's food. She served us a fabulous veggie soup (not pictured) while we waited on a veggie burrito stuffed with sauteed onions, tomatoes, squash, and who knows what else; it was very dark. Sounds simple, but, I'm telling you, she's got crazy food magic. The best thing I ate the entire trip!More Mayan ruins! Just can't get enough. Cahal Pech is an ancient Mayan site about a twenty minute, uphill walk from the center or San Ignacio, so is a good trip to do on your own when you want a slow day. There's a nice little museum to go through before you enter. Cahal Pech translates into "place of ticks." I didn't get any ticks at Cahal Pech, but I did get a tick between my knuckles at Tikal! Bluuuaagh!
From Cahal Pech, it's just a quick 5 or 10 minute cab drive to Xunantunich (more Mayan ruins!), so you might as well go. Hop on the hand-cranked river ferry, and it's a 1 mile walk up the hill to the site. El Castillo at Xunantunich is the second largest structure in Belize (the first is at Caracol), and has some pretty snazzy Mayan friezes wrapped around the top. When we rode back to Belize from Guatemala, the taxi driver that took us from the border to San Ignacio said his favorite restaurant was Benny's Kitchen. Benny's Kitchen is a five minute walk into the neighborhood directly across from the water ferry to Xunantunich, and there is a chalk board at the ferry advertising their food, and signs leading you to the establishment. Benny's serves Belizean food, so that means rice and bean, fried plantain, and a side of potato salad (if your side in Belize is not coleslaw, it's potato salad...and sometimes both!).

Below that are garnachas. We ordered these to figure out what they were exactly, since they're at every taco stand. We also ordered tostadas. We couldn't tell the difference between the two. And that's a chocolate banana milkshake. Belizean food!Sunday in San Ignacio is dead thanks to religion, but Saturday is hoppin'. Everyone comes into the city to shop, and the number of market vendors swells on Saturday. We had a slice of coconut flan from a vendor at the Saturday market. Perfect!The same taxi driver that recommended Benny's Kitchen also shared with us some of his roasted and salted pepitas. The boy loves salty, nutty things, so many little bags of pepitas were bought form corner stands like the one above.Hannah's is extremely popular with the tourists and has lots of veggie options. We ate there twice; both times because they were one of the only places open. Once because it was Sunday, and once because we needed breakfast before 7am when most places open. The first time I had a decent vegetable curry with tofu, but it would never fly in the States as decent. The second time I had a breakfast burrito, and it was just fine. Especially love the real flour tortillas that are so fluffy. But they're all like that in Belize!But for a fraction of the price of Hannah's burritos, you can get a burrito at this Mexican stand (didn't seem to have a name) just two doors down from Hannah's. They open at 7am. Most of our breakfasts before heading out were either from The Old French Bakery or from here. Breakfast burrito with beans and eggs, veggie burrito with beans and pico, or bean empanadas topped with cabbage.

We were breakfast burritoed-out, so visited Cafe Sol again and had almond banana pancakes and lime cream cheese French toast. I'm stealing the lime cream cheese idea!We went on a canoe trip through Barton Creek Cave with David's Tours . That's David top right. He's an extremely chill dude, if you know what I mean...and extremely nice. David is the first person (obviously in recent times, 'cause there are Mayan artifacts in the cave) to explore the narrow cave, so he pretty much rules this relaxing canoe tour though a cave. I got to hold the spotlight during the trip inside the cave. Wheeeeee!We booked a 14-mile canoe trip down the Macal River with David's Tours. You put in at David's property, which is on an unexcavated Mayan ruin (told you everyone had a Mayan ruin in their back yard). David partnered up with an American dude, and offers cabanas and camping on his beautiful property. It's a little out there, but if you're not interested in going into the city everyday, it might fit your bill.

The trip ends at the market in San Ignacio. Along the way, you'll see tons of iguanas. Did you know, the females are green, and the males are orange-ish? The males are much easier to spot than the females.
Pizza? Yeah, we just felt like getting pizza to go from Mr. Greedy's in San Ignacio to take back to Iguana Junction -- it's so nice there on the river with hammocks! Dawn jumped at the idea of ordering in pizza and not having to cook, so we waited for them to drive into town and pick up a pizza for themselves, and we had a pizza party. Dawn and Collin at Iguana Junction are awesome! Pizza not bad, either. Very crispy, thin-ish crust, with the edges being a little too crispy to really eat.The breakfast spread at Iguana Junction on our last day before heading out to cross the country for the islands included fresh fruit, yogurt, pancakes, and breakfast tacos (not pictured). Dawn makes the pancakes, while Collin runs across the street to buy fresh tortillas from a family. Excellent.

OMG, that was just the first week! Belize is so much fun. Stay tuned for the second week out on Caye Caulker. If you have any specific questions about transport, tours, logistics, etc., I'd be happy to try to answer them.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

R.I.P. Genelle's...Or Please, Please Come Back!

Because people keep leaving comments and emailing me to tell me that Genelle's in Wilmington is closed, I'll post here what I posted in Twitter earlier.

Blogiversay. Again.

While I migrated south for the winter and was not paying attention, this blog turned three in January. I'm out of my terrible twos, and now an obnoxious toddler, I guess. For those new to the blog, or those oldies just trying to block it all out, let me recap the last year and bring the memories flooding back.

And, by the way, thanks to every one of you that takes time out of your day to read my little slice of foodie life. You're the reason I'm not huddled under a train trestle rocking back and forth humming nursery rhymes.
Favorite Posts From The Past Year
No one dared comment on this post, but I felt really stupid and like I was in the slow reading group, so, of course, posted it. Likewise, I felt stupid not knowing about the eats in IKEA's cafeteria, so posted that, too. Posts where I come off stupid are fun reads! I didn't feel stupid, but I sure did feel fat after eating a whole bag of candy bars.
Best Thing From A Restaurant That I Put In My Mouth
Hands down, the mole sauce at Café con Chocolate. Now, go get some!Favorite Restaurants Reviewed
Cafe con Chocolate is the tops for me! I'll also throw in Las Bugambillas, and Palace at the Ben's Sunday brunch.

Favorite Dessert Recipe
Chocolate peanut butter and jelly cupcakes.I Scream
I did the ice cream thing again last year, and I'll probably do it again this year, but get yourself on some vegan chocolate coconut ice cream and Earl Grey tea ice cream, if you know what's good for you.

Most Life Altering
Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka. I'm now drunk all the time.New Projects
It was a slow, chill year. The only new thing was Signs. These posts got either the least or the most comments, depending. Check it here, here, here, here, and here.

Most Popular Post
I baked vegan red velvet cupcakes last year, and that post has gotten more hits than any post I've ever written. Vegans love cupcakes!Vacation
I seemed to have gotten out quite a bit last year, but the ol' crystal ball tells me I'm not going to as many places this year. I found it difficult to eat on my trip to beautiful Portugal. I finally made it to Mexico, where I fell in love with beach dogs and limes. Somewhat locally, I spent a quick 27 hours in NY, and got a private tour of the NJ shore from a New Jerseyan. Down South, I spent Fourth of July in Charleston, and at Christmas and New Year's I did a long tour of the South, including: Columbia, Savannah, Asheville, and Charleston.Worth Mentioning
I succumbed to hype and visited Distrito and Capogiro, to my delight. Cooking classes at Palace at the Ben were fun, but standing around waiting for a pinata to break that didn't was not. I ate my first scrapple, but it was vegan. My kitty got a cameo on a widely popular food site. Fellow food bloggers and others Bust Out for boobs. And Philly's food bloggers come out for food in Fairmount Park, and get quoted in a newspaper when a journalist shows up to a potluck.

Monday, February 2, 2009

A Few Things

  • I'm back! After years of talking about leaving for winter, I finally did it. I successfully avoided a solid month and a half of real winter by going down South and to Belize for extended stays. (Belize was awesome! Posts soon-ish). I'm seriously thinking about doing an apartment trade next year and skipping the entire thing...or at least until I have to go back to work. Anyone interested in an apartment in Wilmington for the winter? No? Damn. The living room with it's bay windows gets amazing light!
  • It takes an absurdly long time to go through a month and a half's worth of my RSS feed!
  • Eating holiday foods at home and eating out almost every meal for the past month and a half is not good for the waist line. I'm going grocery shopping today to stock my bare fridge with lettuce and air for the new diet.
  • Don't hate me Philly. I haven't dined out in your restaurants (so many new ones recently!) in so long because of my absence, and, I hate to tell you, I ain't coming back for another month. I'm dog sitting in Wilmington for the entire month of February, which means three visits a day to check on the pups. And that also means it's pretty ridiculous to go into the city for eats. I miss you already.
  • Going home and running into people I haven't seen since high school and college (and truly being glad to see them) and having them ask me if I was on Facebook made me realize that I should probably quit being so anti social networking and just join Facebook already -- even though I have no hot gossip goodies to dig up (not married, no kids, still look the same, haven't joined a cult, still have all four limbs) and the most shocking news is that I live in Delaware. It's on my February to-do list.
  • On a related social networking note, I'm thinking about supplementing this blog with Twitter. What has this world come to? Twitter users, what do you like to see tweeted from food blogs? My fear is I'll be either burdened by it, or obsessed. I also fear being boring...but what's new?

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Nestle Strawberry KitKat

Strawberry KitKat

Seems Nestle puts out a strawberry KitKat every year. I received this one in a package from a friend a few weeks ago and just now am getting around to it.

I pretty much knew what to expect, because they can't have changed much about it from last year's (or other strawberry KitKats before).

Strawberry KitKat

The strawberry smell was intense, and a little fake. For the most part, the flavor was the same way. It seemed like there were some real strawberry bits in there, but not many. I wish it was more like the Meiji strawberry bar as far as real strawberry pulp. The white chocolate tasted super sweet, but didn't burn my throat. I don't know if the time I spent eating dessert in Disney World last week has built me up a sugar tolerance, though.

Overall, it was only okay. The flavor was pretty generic strawberry-flavor white chocolate. It's not one of my favorites, but it's not bad. I hear there's a matcha tiramisu flavor coming out soon, so I'll be on the lookout.

For more thoughts on this KitKat, have a look at ZOMG, Candy and Japanese Snack Reviews

B

KitKat Website (Japanese)

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Vosges Mo's Bacon Bar

Mo's Bacon Bar

I was on vacation for most of this week, so I haven't done a review in a while. Last night, I remembered that I still had this Mo's Bacon Bar from the last time I went to Whole Foods several months ago. I was worried that it would be bloomed (because these things are not cheap), but the airtight packaging saved the day and the bar was still in great shape!

I'm not a huge fan of bacon. I like it by itself or on a BLT, but I don't like it on pizza...or in chocolate. So I'm not really sure why I bought this. It was hard to pass up such a weird flavor combination, though, and my husband was interested in it, too.

Mo's Bacon Bar

When I opened this, it was hard not to notice the strong, overpowering smell of bacon. I could hardly smell chocolate at all. The chocolate has a great texture, as expected from Vosges. The taste was milk chocolate all the way, and for how much it smelled like bacon, I could hardly taste anything but chocolate. The bacon mainly added a weird texture and lots of saltiness.

It was good, but it smelled more like bacon than it tasted like it. That's probably a good thing. The aftertaste was very salty. My husband remarked that this must be what dog treats taste like for dogs. The bacon really didn't add much here, and I prefer the other Vosges bars I've tried.

C+

Vosges Haut-Chocolate

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Charleston

We meet again, Charleston! But this time I don't have an open fridge at my sister's house to raid, so must eat every single meal out! While Charleston is the town you want to be in if you're in such a predicament, I currently have no desire to eat out for a long time (by the time this posts, it'll be a different story).Charleston Place

We were in town for my boyfriend's business conference, so while he worked during the day and ate out at Charleston's finest with colleagues at night, I dined, for the most part, alone (suits and hoodies don't mix well). I did get to mooch a room at Charleston Place, one of Charleston's finest hotels, though. Score!After the distressing discovery upon arrival to town that I'd be at the brake shop the next day, we went to Social, a wine bar downtown, for some wine and, for me, champagne to celebrate the suckitude. Social is very dark, so the pics of the two salads we had before I realized my camera was on the wrong setting (my camera broke at Xmas, too, to add insult to injury) are nothing but blackness. The salads were great, the boy's fish was good, but there's not much vegetarian in the entree department. I ordered the coconut onion ring, fried quail egg, and cheddar sliders and accompanying truffled yukon chips without the meat, and that's how our server, also a vegetarian, said she eats hers. I would recommend Social heat or toast their buns, instead of sending them out cold, but our server was so sweet and down to earth, and talked to us like we were alive and she was alive, that I loved it all. Bad service can ruin a meal, and, likewise, good service can elevate food. Sweetwater Café is just across the street from Charleston Place, and since I din't have conference breakfast privileges, I popped over one morning for a side of grits and a side of fruit. The side of fruit was huge, and the side of grits was tiny! But together my bill was something like $5. Grits are white, but seasoned perfectly, and had nary a lump (you'd be kicked out of Charleston if your grits had lumps). The Sweetwater Café downtown has a slick diner vibe, while the Sweetwater location on James Island, which I've lunched at before, has a more rundown sandwich shop vibe. I've never been to the Summerville location.The last time I ate at Gaulart and Maliclet (a.k.a. Fast and French) was, I think, high school..maybe college. That should tell you something about the popularity of this French bistro run by real French people. The bread is still soft french bread, but I blame that on the 80's, and, you know, it's actually kind of hard to eat a sandwich on tough bread. The interior is narrow, and if you consider yourself obese, you're going to be very embarrassed when you try, and probably fail, to squeeze past the diners at the bar. All of the seating at either the bar or the couple of large round tables in the back is communal. The owner will tell you where to sit when you walk in the door, making Fast and French the ideal place for solo diners to grab a quick lunch. Order the lunch special of the day, and any drink, including a glass of wine, is free! While I didn't order the special, my open faced veggie croq' baguette with tomato, zucchini, and cheese and excellent chilled cucumber soup with a glass of house white was still under $10. Take that Parc!After lunch, I strolled outside of the historic downtown area with all the mansions and their perfectly appointed Charleston gardens, and was delighted to find this Charleston garden kept in the Southern African American tradition of swept yards. If you're interested in gardening or Southern African American traditions (who me?), this is a great book on the subject.After a taxi ride out to West Ashley to pick up my car from the brake shop, I figured I'd hit up one of my favorite Charleston eateries, The Glass Onion, for a big bowl of their "ridiculously good" banana pudding. The Glass Onion's banana pudding is homemade and ridiculously good, but has a bit much whipped cream, albeit homemade whip cream, than I care for, but I usually don't make banana pudding with whipped cream on top. The Glass Onion is my cup of tea, though. If I were to open a place of my own (or stalk a lunch spot), the Glass Onion with all their low brow Southern comfort foods made with local ingredients in a casual atmosphere would be it. They might as well just slap my name across their sign. For more Glass Onion, see this post.I met up with a couple of friend for dinner at FIG (Food Is Good). FIG has won many accolades with a changing menu of well executed dishes made with fresh, local ingredients. All you foodies will love FIG. Now, the menu is not veggie friendly. At my visit there was only one vegetarian item other than a salad on their small menu, but the chef will gladly alter dishes if at all possible, or make you a veggie plate. Don't confuse a veggie plate with the sides of veggies listed on the menu -- they're all cooked in meat juices, and, apparently, excellent. I had the sweet onion tart (the one veggie dish) and the Sea Island egg ravioli (how'd they get an egg in the center without the yolk breaking?) which was easily made vegetarian with the omission of some pork product garnish.We then moved over to Peninsula Grill for the biggest honkin' piece of the best coconut cake you've ever had. We split it between three people, and it was plenty. Did I mention that it's good? One friend made us leave FIG specifically for this cake, the other friend confessed to buying an entire coconut cake ($100!) from Peninsula Grille for the holidays, and a couple came in while we were at the bar to order a slice of coconut cake to go.Three Little Birds is a breakfast and lunch spot with veggie options that sits as an island in a strip mall parking lot behind the Earth Fare in West Ashley. My grilled squash and zucchini and too sweet bbq tempeh melt were just fine, but nothing earth shattering. Three Little Birds seems like a great place to grab lunch with your mom while out shopping, and the place was filled with just such people.Tired of dining out alone, I grabbed pad Thai to go from Basil, a fancy Thai restaurant that's immensely popular with the locals. Just like Savannah, Charleston was a virtual ghost town in the month of January, so many popular restaurants sat almost empty, but not Basil; they were packed! The noodles are thinner than the usual flat rice noodles you get at most places, and they let you specify spiciness (mild, medium, hot, or Thai hot). I went with medium, and it was much spicier than most pad Thai's. A touch more tang, and I would have been in love. Good stuff, but expensive.The boy actually joined me for breakfast the next day, and we went into Diana's (now Toast?) after ogling the menu and a passing couple blurted out to us that their biscuits are awesome. The biscuits were awesome -- some of the softest I've ever had. The plate of eggs and cheddar, grits and cheddar, and biscuit is actually the boy's. I just had a bowl of grits (not picture worthy), and, again they were white with nary a lump, but these needed to be seasoned at the table. There's a wide range of shrimp-this, and shrimp-that on the menu to be had, but we went basic.
For lunch I met up with Krista Beth, a reader of my blog that lives in Charleston (hi, Krista Beth!). Blog readers are some of the nicest people, and interesting, too. Krista Beth fosters rescued Pugs, and came this close to being on last season's Project Runway. I'm hoping she tries out again.

We met up at EVO (Extra Virgin Oven), a pizzaria in North Charleston's Park Circle area that speciallizes in simple, wood-fired pizzas using local, fresh ingredients. People in Charleston are digging on EVO, and it came recommend by Krista Beth and my sister. I ordered a small 8-inch pizza from the menu with pistachio pesto, goat cheese, créme fraiche, mozzarella, parmagiano-reggiano, and sea salt. The pizza's crust was thinnish and perfectly crispy, and the creme fraiche smothering the salty pesto and cheese base was quite different than any other pizza I've ever had. Go early, the place fills up!Butter bean lovin' boy ate this bowl of butter bean salad from the pizzeria Monza. Order these beans tossed with lemon, olive oil, and herbs plain or with your choice of tuna or shrimp. I picked quite a few beans from around the shrimp, and they were good. One could easily plate 1/5 of what was in this bowl on a large plate, charge the same price, but move it to a fancy restaurant, and totally be legit.I find it funny that Serious Eats just (when I wrote this post, not when it actually posted) wrote a post praising Mellow Mushroom, a pizza chain primarily in the Southeast that got it's start in Atlanta in the 70's, after I just ate there for the first time since the early 1990's. I had an extremely bad experience with a cheese pizza from a Mellow Mushroom in Atlanta, and have never been back. But Krista Beth recommended their avocado sandwich over our lunch at EVO, and I figured I should maybe drop by MM to give them another go after almost more than fifteen years.

I skipped the pizzas and the recommended avocado sandwich, and went with their tempeh hoagie, a warm sandwich with marinated tempeh, feta, grilled mushrooms, onions, peppers, pesto mayo, and sprouts on the side. Pretty good! I'd ask for extra pesto mayo next time. They've got a nice veggie sandwich selection with five on their menu: capri (mozzarella, tomato, basil); avocado; portabello and cheese; tofu; and tempeh. And, of course, there are the pizzas and salads. For my last meal in town I decided to arrive in style -- in an AstroTurf covered stretch Cadillac! That's right bitches! No, not really. This fine mobile just happened to be sitting outside my dining destination, and I had to snap a pic. Inside the coral pink facade of Alluette's Café you'll find a casual, but quaint, "holistic soul food" joint serving up fresh, local seafood, meats, and produce, but without any pork products anywhere. What this means is that Alluette's is vegan and vegetarian friendly (no hamhock in vegetables), and they even post largly on their blackboard that vegans are welcome (vegan cheese!). This is not a meat-and-three, but a cafe serving Southern food. And Alluette, the woman, is just as nice as could be (so is that guy in the picture). She'll come out and chat with you a bit before and after she gets cooking.I ordered the collard green sandwich and subbed a side of potato salad for french fries. Yep, collard green sandwich! Alluette asked me if I had ever heard of such a thing and I said no. I asked her the same, and she said no. We both agreed that it works, though. The sauteed greens and onions with a slice of cheese and fresh tomato makes for a drippy, but excellent sandwich. The mayo-based potato salad is a Southern picnic/holiday/reunion/funeral staple, and is right on.

I was informed that Alluette's is opening a new dinner spot on Calhoun St. soon (think I got that right), but will also be keeping their current location. Oh, and they said to hurry on back!

And then I was off to Wilmington/Philly with an undocumented, but awesome stop at Waffle House some where in between here and there.