
Friday, January 20, 2012
GIVEAWAY: $50 Gift Card to a Mohegan Sun Restaurant

Slow Cooker Winner!
The entries for the slow cooker contest ranged from breakfast to dinner, with snacks and sweets in between, and featured recipes from grandmas, blogs, favorite websites, and special cookbooks. There were many recipe entries, all ones I'd love to try, and I couldn't pick just one- I wanted to give you all slow cookers and force you into an awkward dinner party, so I left the task up to Keepitcoming Love.
The winner of the West Bend Versatility cooker is...Gwen! Gwen's recipe was for slow cooker mussels in white wine. We both liked the fact that it had a minimal ingredient list with easy preparation and no additional steps outside of turning on the cooker. We'll be featuring the recipe soon on the site. For the rest of you, don't despair! We'll be cooking your recipes and enjoying them all winter. Expect more fun giveaways in the future!
Foodette
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
SOPA Blackout
We're joining hands with many other websites today (suck it, Bing!) in not bringing you your daily post content so that we can remind you that, should SOPA and PIPA pass, we will be arrested and taken to the less-cushy sister of white collar crime prison, federal "please stick it here" prison as a result of posting one too many photos of Snooki. It's a sad world, but you can stop it by writing your local congressman a clever haiku or a strongly-worded letter.
Please protest SOPA and PIPA so we can continue being jerks on the internet!
Best,
Foodette
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Feature Week!

Foodette
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Slow Cooker Giveaway Update
The slow cooker giveaway post was deleted by Facebook. Their promotion guidelines do not allow contestants to be eligible for a giveaway by "liking" a page as an entry, so although I encourage you to like the page in support of the site, I cannot use it as a means of promoting the page through the contest. As a result of this, I am extending the date of the contest from Saturday, January 15th to Friday, January 20th so that people can resubmit their entries to me. I will be accepting them via email at foodette.reviews@gmail.com only and encourage all new submissions and resubmissions as well but due to my awful memory, can only consider submissions that are emailed or commented on NOW (as opposed to the deleted comments) to be eligible.
Again, to be eligible for the contest you must:
- Comment/email on the post with your best slow cooker recipe idea
- Posts must include a recipe! It doesn't have to be yours and can be from the internet or passed down from Grandma. Your call.
I will announce the winner on the 21st and cook their recipe!
Sorry for all the trouble. I'm readjusting the format so that this won't happen again.
Jess
Sausage Pancake Bites Return to Dunkin' Donuts
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Vote on the Next Feature Week!
Ice Cream Week: Despite the fact that it's the dead of winter, I'll be picking seven or eight of my favorite ice creams and ice cream novelties to write about. It's the food you love to hate in January.
Food Hack Week: Love Reese's but hate the chocolate outside? Can't find good salsa or natural peanut butter where you live? I'll be hacking some of my favorite foods and perfecting the recipes for a week in this series with step-by-step recipes. Recommended for those who wish Foodette was a hair more domestic.
Trader Joe's Week: Fairly self-explanatory. Taking a page from What's Good at TJ's, we'll be featuring seven of the tastiest and whackiest products from Trader Joe's.
Gross Food Week: Yep, it's time to hit up Big Lots. No food too expired, no snack too scary. Expect a week of "delights" from Asian groceries and garbage cans. Requests taken, of course.
Reader Request Week: Send in your requests. If this is chosen, I'll take the seven best suggestions from regular readers of Foodette and write about them. I will also riff off the subject of your choosing if you demand it. Shoot requests over to foodette.reviews@gmail.com or with the handy little widget (soon to be posted)
Vlog Week: Please, please, please don't vote for this. Seriously, guys, I look like the baby Ellen and Rosie O'Donnell had if it had Jeannine Garofolo's mouth and wore Patrick Bateman's wardrobe. But if this gets the most votes, I will don my best vests and worst hats and post seven unedited videos of seven products, yadda yadda, possibly with some of the latest and greatest in food bloggery!
Voting goes for ten days, until the 15th, and the poll is live now. Let the games begin!
Foodette
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Happy New Year!
Foodette and Keepitcoming Love
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Top Ten, Bottom Ten

1. Wendy's 'W' Burger- I was surprised this got so many hits, because it seemed to pale in comparison to the excitement of other new releases from Wendy's, but people were pretty excited. (Rating: 3/10)
2. MiO Liquid Water Enhancer- I liked MiO despite the fact that this post single-handedly turned my site into WebMD after people started reporting their dietary concerns. (Rating: 8/10)
3. Angry Birds Fruit Gummies- One of the most fun photo shoots I've done this year. I've really got to get myself my own iPad to deface. (Rating: 5/10)
4. Hershey's Air Delight Aerated Milk Chocolate- I was surprised that this didn't make the top three, because it spawned some of the most poorly written comments known to mankind. I wanted to put all of them in the bottom ten. (Rating: 2/10)
5. Big Bamboo Jamaican Irish Moss Peanut Drink- Euphemisms sell, especially when they taste like peanut butter and ice cream. (Rating: 4/10)
6. McDonald's Peppermint Mocha Hot Chocolate- This was a hit with its limited time release in November, and perfectly timed with New England's freak October snowstorm. (Rating: 1/10)
7. Chocolate Chex Mix Cookies 'n' Cream- I didn't like these as much as I like cookies 'n' cream ice cream, or cookies dipped in milk, or even cookies without milk, but they have potential as an ice cream topping. (Rating: 1/10)
8. Nestle Nutrition Chocolate Nutrament- Want to know why Swagger doesn't post here any more? This literally killed him. (Rating: 1/10)
9. Kush Cakes- Beating out Lazy Cakes for number nine, these made Little Debbie and her pals look freaking awesome. (Rating: 1/10)
10. MiO Energy Liquid Water Enhancer- Despite making the switch from Sassy Gay Friend to Thunder Dave, people are still incredibly curious about MiO! (Rating: 7/10)
Average Rating of Top 10 Most-Viewed: 3/10! Yikes, I need to step up my hatin'!
1. HELP JET PUFFED MARSHMALLOWS ALL OVER TABLE??? This appeared on my Feedjit
back in late June and led the poor reader from Makati, Manila to my Stackermallow review,
which likely exacerbated the situation with its complete lack of housekeeping tips. This isn't The Help, guys.
2. "I strongly disagree. I loved the salted caramel frap. Your first mistake was ordering it without whipped cream. It's heaven in a cup. There's something about your review that annoys me - you have an air about you that comes off that you're too good for the world. I won't be returning." Every so often, there are a few choice gems that I want to include on a "testimonials" page on Foodette. I'm hoping to get subpoenaed by a celebrity for that to actually happen, but if such a glorious day ever comes, this will be on there for sure. Ah, projection, you sweet devil, you.
3. "Please, please, no more pictures of your teeth. And also, please, see a dentist for a cleaning. I agree that this product is useless, however." Thus proving my point regarding the teeth stainability of Le Whif. Keep 'em coming, guys. Haters literally fuel me.
4. "...could it be SOYLENT BROWN tHINK ABOUT IT!" This is one small excerpt of a ten-page comment regarding a conspiracy theory and Hershey's. I've read this over three times and still find it hilariously awful.
5. "texture impulsions" led some lucky reader from Japan to my latest and greatest review of blk. water! I knew Free Radical Scavenger would catch on! I'm guessing Texture Impulsions is the accordion-centric cover band.
6. "i need fizzard wizard email address now" This didn't say it was searched from Hogwarts, but I think we all know that it was back in November. Move over, Dumbledore, Fizzard of Fizzies fame is racking up some serious groupies.
7. how it puts crab cakes in acti fry!/help my wings are clumping Oddly enough, both of these came from readers in Kuala Lumpur. It might even be the same reader. I might have to start linking to Dear Abby on this site, but god, I can't help but find the idea of clumpy wings a little hilarious.
8. "Chubby f***ing" This search term is literally the best thing I've ever seen to come out of this website, and that includes the Healthy Choice photo shoot. I don't know who this reader is, but they're looking it up at least once every few months. Bless you, Mexico.
9. "lean pocket pretzel bread microwave Explosion" Ain't that the truth, Topeka. Ain't that the truth.
10. "Poop soup is on the back burner...ugh." This pretty much sums up my reaction to Philly Cooking Creme, and everyone else's, too.
Monday, December 19, 2011
Hershey's Giveaway Winner!
Foodette
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Holiday Listicles!
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving, one and all!
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Introducing Nobly Rotten
Ladies and gentlemen, your patience is noted and rewarded. I humbly present to you, Nobly Rotten,the latest and greatest from yours truly, a site that will focus on wine and wine gadget critiques with an emphasis on making all things oenological fascinating and approachable for all. And sexy. Don't forget sexy. Expect hubris. Expect hedonism. Expect the unexpected.
Enjoy!
Jess
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Contest: Cheese Party for 10 at Murray's!
Murray’s Party in the Caves Contest
Who wouldn’t want to win a cheese tasting party with 9 of your closest friends…and a tour beneath Greenwich Village of Murray’s CHEESE CAVES? That’s what Murray’s is offering this month through a new online contest: all you need to do is enter to win by October 31, and the party could be yours. (winner picked at random, and can live anywhere in the US and be willing to travel to NYC)
Enter online at http://wildfireapp.com/website/6/contests/155515 or through Facebook or Twitter.Grand Prize: One lucky winner is invited to party at Murray’s Cheese in Greenwich Village along with rare cave aged cheeses, free-flowing wine and 9 of their closest friends. Includes cave tour and a wine & cheese tasting.
2nd Prize: Two seats in our popular Mystery of the Caves class in NYC that includes a guided tour of our subterranean cheese caves and a tasting class.
3rd Prize: A package of five delicious cave aged cheeses delivered to your door! (anywhere in the US)
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Birthday Sriracha Nectarine Crisp
Monday, September 26, 2011
New Philly Grilled Cheese Steak Sandwiches at Sonic
Billed as Philly "Grilled Cheese Steak Sandwiches, they start with two pieces of golden Texas toast with two pieces of cheese and your choice of three add-ons:

• Marinated sirloin Philly steak, grilled onions, sautéed portobello mushrooms and two slices of Swiss cheese
• Marinated sirloin Philly steak, grilled onions, jalapeños, hickory BBQ sauce and two slices of Cheddar cheese
• Marinated sirloin Philly steak, grilled onions and two slices of American cheese
Monday, September 19, 2011
Free Soft Serve at Burger King!
Friday, September 16, 2011
A Special Interview with Jacques Pépin

Jess: Jacques, thank you for taking the time to talk to me today. I have a few questions about the Food Network NYC Wine and Food Festival. The festival's proceeds are divided entirely between the NY Food Bank and the Save Our Strength program. How did you choose to lend your support to this benefit and its charities?
Jacques: Well, I think chefs in general do give a lot of their time to charities. It seems that everything is kind of filtered through food, you know? Whether it's battered women or cancer, you name it, it makes it easier when you do a dinner. People give more money. I think about 50% of the events I do are for one charity or another.
Jess: So you've participated in this in past years?
Jacques: Yes, for the Food Network, I have done the one in Aspen probably 27 or 28 times. I have done the one in Pebble Beach as well. The last show was probably the 5th or 6th time for me. But the one in New York will be my first.
Jess: That's exciting! And you're participating in this tribute dinner for you and Prince Robert on October 1st as well!
Jacques: Yes, I'm there with the Prince of Luxembourg...I can't even believe it!
Jess: So do you know how the team of chefs was chosen for this dinner? Quite a few big names, like Alain Ducasse, Daniel Boloud...
Jacques: Yes, Daniel Bouloud, Alain Ducasse, Laurent Gras. They're participating for the dinner to help generate money for the charities. It's in conjunction with Les Dames D'Escoffier, which my wife used to be a vice president of, and that organization does a lot of fundraising and things like that to raise money for scholarships to send female culinary students abroad to learn cooking. So that's a good thing.
Jess: Yes, that's fantastic. So, you'd ideally like to see attendees at this dinner take a greater sense of awareness and contribution for the charities involved, yes?
Jacques: Yes. I'm also doing a demonstration the day before the event at Chelsea Pier, Pier 60, and I will go to whatever is going on, book signings and things like this, to promote this.
Jess: So, since this is both for you and Prince Robert, have you been enjoying a lot of Haut-Brion with your cuisine?
Jacques: Of course, I'll drink the Haut-Brion but I'd never insult a great wine like that by cooking with it or putting it in any dish!
Jess: Oh, god, no! Phenomenal wine, though. So, speaking of wonderful wines, how do you like to incorporate wine into a dinner or a meal to enhance the cuisine?
Jacques: It's a big part of our [French] cuisine and of course, I do enjoy wine when I am cooking, so I do use a fair bit of wine in my cuisine, but with fish, a white wine is always welcome. It works well with it, and so that's a fairly common ingredient that we use.
Jess: So, I see that you're starting a new show and releasing a new cookbook this fall, congratulations!
Jacques: Thank you. In this new show, I focus on about 150 recipes out of that book, which contains about 750 recipes, and we did 26 episodes which will come on the air about the same time that the book is published, around mid-October, November. And what we have in the book that is very exciting for me is a DVD inside the front cover, which has about three hours of technique, from peeling an asparagus to boning a chicken to making an omelet or whatever. So those are especially for young people. I think that nowadays people like to look at videos rather than just pictures in a book, so that's why we went with the DVD.
Jess: That sounds like it's going to be a really good stepping stone for budding chefs starting out into culinary basics.
Jacques: That's right, because the DVD is not necessary for that book, it can be used with any type of dish that you want to make. It teaches the skills and the techniques, sharpening a knife, doing a puff pastry, and so forth. So that can be used in any cookbook that you use. I did about 250 drawings for the book to illustrate and keep the price down. I think it's a good price, about $40 for the book and the DVD.
Jess: That should be an excellent staple in home kitchens. So, are there any new or especially different recipes we can look forward to?
Jacques: Well, it's more of my life through food, a young adult to an adult to an old man! If I published all of the recipes I've made since I started cooking there would would probably be about 2,000 recipes. So I have about 750 recipes which kind of exemplify “ma vie” or my life since I started. So it was an interesting thing for me to do and ended up being more work than doing an actual book because at some point, I said, “Do I leave the recipes the way they are, or more in the style now that people can use them?” and I went for the second option. So I have a lot of revision to do, readjusting the time of cooking, the type of fat we use and the amount of it and so forth.
Jess: So do you think that a lot of people are really getting more into classic, traditional food preparations despite the trends in the restaurant industry?
Jacques: It's possible, but you know, classic is a different thing for different people. The dishes you have as a child, the dishes that are a part of your family, those are classic in the sense that they will always be in your kitchen. I do have some of the recipes we use to do at Le Pavillon in New York and so forth, the old classic French recipes. But sometimes I will do those with a black bean soup with banana in it. I do that because I like black bean soup and banana because my wife was born in New York from a Puerto Rican mother and Cuban father. There is a lot of influence from all my life and from different people, so there is a little bit of everything in those recipes.
Jess: Excellent stuff. Well, thank you so much. I appreciate your taking the time to talk to me and answer some questions!
Jacques: Well, thank you for calling. Good luck in your pursuits!
Special thanks to KQED's Scott Walton for facilitating this interview, and, of course, a grateful merci to Monsieur Pépin himself! Tickets for the tribute dinner, as well as many other fantastic and special events at the Food Network NYC Wine and Food Festival can be purchased at www.nycwineandfoodfestival.com.
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
The 2011 Food Network New York City Wine and Food Festival
100% of the proceeds go toward the two charities, with tickets on sale for over 75 events including seminars, dinners at New York's best restaurants, wine and spirit tastings, and cooking classes. Included on the roster of chefs and personalities are familiar faces like Martha Stewart, Jacques Pepin, His Royal Highness Prince Robert of Luxemburg, Mark Oldman, Guy Fieri, Paula Deen, and more!
The festivities begin on Thursday, September 29th, and continue until Sunday, October 2nd. Whether you're looking to learn a new skill or simply be in the company of wonderful people and wonderful food, there's a place for everyone at the festival. I hope to see you there! Tickets are on sale now and range from $20 to $500 per event and can be purchased online at www.nycwineandfoodfestival.com.