Thursday, December 6, 2007

Christmas Crack

Trader Joe’s Candy Cane Joe-Joe's are dangerous. You only have a few options when confronting these Oreo, Thin Mints, and peppermint bark hybrids.

Abstinence
Yeah, right!

Moderation
Only for those with a very strong will and non-addictive personality.

Fiendish Hoarding
These cookies are seasonal. Stave off withdrawal symptoms by hoarding. Twelve to twenty boxes should do you until this time next year. (Buy hundreds if you are a street corner entrepreneur.)

This is the face of an addict. It could happen to any one.

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