Sunday, August 10, 2008

Signs: Killing Me Gently

This sign is a testament to the rapid degeneration of my aging brain.

When I snapped this picture, I swore the sign said kosher and gentle killing.

Aw, how nice of them to lovingly, gently kill the little animals.

It wasn't until I uploaded the photo that I realized the word was gentile, not gentle.

Holy shit, they're killing gentiles down in South Philly. It's Philly's own Delicatessen! Does anyone know about this?

No, no, no...this is just someone's sick (and kinda funny) joke.

About an hour later, it dawned on me that the sign just meant kosher and non-kosher killing. Phew!

I'm off to bone up on word puzzles. Gentiles, watch your backs.

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